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Summary:
My life plan checklist was:
Finish my Ph.D. in Popular Culture ✔
Find a job as a tenured professor (I wish)
Buy a house (ha)

Not on my life checklist:
Move in with my 2 year old grandfather, Lando ✔
Get a job selling cars ✔
Find a dead blonde in a convertible ✔

My new checklist:
Adopt a cat
Solve her murder (so the police don't suspect me)
Avoid becoming the next victim